“(Both with thick accents, but from different parts of the world)

“Where are you from?”

“Honduras, in Central America. How about you?”

(Unintelligible)

“From where?!”

“Pa-toh-keh”

“Ah, yeah, Po-toh-ca”

“Oreos are like best friends in cookie form”

“I’m gonna go poop, baby, I love you!”

“In a world of Kardashians, I get treated like Bruce Jenner”

“(As she walks out of the restroom)
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Guy: Did you get lost in there?
Girl: Why do you— You don’t always need to ask me that!”

“Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson’s sisters?”

“You guys, I got here like 15 minutes ago and I already saw 2 ghosts”

“What?! Was the door locked?”

“Why would the locked door help if they’re ghosts, dummy?”

“My son looks like a turtle, my daughter looks like a mushroom.”

“What are Hemsworths?”

“I’m a tie-dye guy. I love tie-dye. ”

“Her: I imagine my kisses taste like rose flavored macaroons

Him: Mmm, more like ground beef tacos”